Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Republican Hypocrits and Child Abuse

Republican activist Parker J. Bena <http://blogs.salon.com/0002551/2003/12/08.html>; pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.

Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz <http://www.armchairsubversive.com/schwarz.htm>;, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.

Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall <http://www.armchairsubversive.com/Vanderwall.htm>; was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex <http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/03/96.html>; from boys and girls over the internet.

Fact: By comparing the contents of computers, anyone can see that most republicans are obsessed with pedophillia, rape, torture, and an endless variety of illegal, unconcentual and frightening sexuality. Liberals on the other hand, have legal, mainstream porn.

You don’t need to take my word on it - INVESTIGATE FOR YOURSELF!
1. Go to <http://www.k-lite.tk/>; and download "Kazaa Lite". There are other file-sharing programs like this, but I’ve never used them so I can’t give instructions for them.
2. This is very important: don’t download anything, because odds are, it’s probably stolen. If you do decide to download something, get as many anti-virus programs as you can. Your computer is about to engage in some wild orgies so put as many rubbers on him that he gets it on like the Michilin Tire Man. There are free demos you can get, which are 100% legal. For example, I did a search for "Avg anti-virus" and got a good demo.

3. Start by searching for something conservative. I searched for "Rush Limbaugh" and "Gods and Generals".
4. Now that you’ve found something conservative, right-click on the file and select "Search for more from same…" and drag to "User". Now you can see what files that user has on his computer. This is not hacking, this is a 100% legal way to spy on people, and, dare I saw, even read their minds.
5. You might want to confirm that you’re dealing with a republican. Some clues are lots of country music, "Southern Rock" (normal rock isn’t white enough for them), professional wrestling, tractor pull clips, etc, they’ve all got them. There’s another type of file they all have, which I’m getting too.
6. Notice the column headers. Click "Size" and you can set either the biggest or smallest files at the top of the list. Video files are the biggest, other than software. Also, click "category" and the list will segregate, scroll up and down until you find "erotica".

7. Just by reading the titles and descriptions you can get an idea of what they like. By holding your pointer over a file, a description will pop up after a while. If the description is unclear or uses words that you don’t understand, DON’T download them. Some code-words, by the way "nudist" usually means they went to a nude beach and pointed a hidden camera at kids, "golden shower" has nothing to do with trickle down economics (no wait - it has EVERYTHING to do with Bush economics, never mind), "child love" has nothing whatsoever to do with love, "up skirt" ain’t Monroe dancing in an updraft, it’s usually non-consensual. "Bitch" is, of course, the same thing Rush Limbaugh called a 13 year-old Chelsea Clinton.

8. Once your keyboard is obscured due to buildup of vomit, it’s time to do the scientific thing and see what liberals have on their computers. (Get a cup of coffee now, this part is boring). You’ll notice liberals have a fetish for consensual, of age porn, if they need porn at all, and out of the corner of my eye I may or may not have witnessed soft-core.

9. Repeat this experiment until satisfied. Note: users with only a few files, or only audio files (who think they’re using napster) don’t count towards the final score, of course.

So far I’ve done 3 experiments, while chatting on IRC. Each link brings up the chat log, with chatter on other topics removed.

Experiment #1: <http://www.geocities.com/arthursank/experiment1.html>;Score:
Republicans:
1 pedophile into beastiality, torture and mutilation1 pedophile into incest1 pedophile into rape, bondage1 into "girlscouts fisting" ?1 into incest and "fat Mexican bitch"1 into hymens and tenticles1 lots of porn, nothing but anal1 "cat fight" ?1 beatings and toilets Democrats:1 no porn
2 legal pornUnknown: 1 no porn

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